hey so all the posts past this one are archival from my source, yoinked via wayback machine. content warning for all the normal creepypasta stuff. like blood and gore. have fun and dont forget to wrap before you slapp
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Mar 2 | via | 666 | reblog
You are gay?? 😏
Anonymous
NOPE! 10000% STRAIGT HETEROSEXUAL FOOTBALL PLAYER!!! EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GET POUNDED IN THE ASS PLATONICALLY BTW :3c
Feb 6 | via | 69 | reblog
rest in penis
Jan 31 | via | 369 | reblog
i am the god of DAN CE
Jan 25 | via | 69 | reblog
sh it
Jan 20 | via | 420 | reblog
toby. bruh. on a scale of 1-10 how much of a FUCKING ASSHOLE is masky.
Anonymous
97
Jan 20 | via | 69 | reblog
Jan 18 | via | 269 | reblog
I may or may not have drawn a picture of you.
Anonymous
pls show my husband is pregnant
Jan 15 | via | 8 | reblog
"Asexuality (or nonsexuality) is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone" So you have a boyfriend yet you say you have a boyfriend im just confused.
Anonymous
i dont want sex but i can still be in a relationship
relationships are not just for fucking there buddy calm down
Jan 15 | via | 96 | reblog